Me too!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
