so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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