she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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