did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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