i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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