Girls should come with a carfax report
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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