absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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