Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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