Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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