I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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