fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
