i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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