Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this will be a night to untag.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Come on in and take your pants off
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