What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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