1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he thought i was a dude.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Damn victory sex feels great
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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