ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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