Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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