you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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