OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Drake has all the answers
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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