Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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