Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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