Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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