Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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