Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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