Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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