so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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