My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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