You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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