Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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