it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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