Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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