Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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