You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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