Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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