Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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