I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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