lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can text with my tongue
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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