Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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