And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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