the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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