Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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