I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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