new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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