yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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