I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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