If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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