Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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