i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
