Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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