Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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