How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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